Heath cracks me up!!

This morning Heath's diaper leaked and as I was cleaning the mess up, Heath pats my arm and says, "It's ok mom, it was dad's side of the bed."

I was sneaking upstairs with ice cream, only to find my son in the middle of my bed eating his left over happy meal.

Families Share

Heath: Me drink Mommy's soda?
Mommy: No son you have milk.
Then about 30 minutes later when he takes a toy from Willow...
Mommy: Heath we are a family and families share, give Willow Woody back.
He hands Willow back the toy and walks over to my soda.
Heath: We family, mommy share soda??

One of those days you should just crawl back into bed...

With two small children and a full time job... I manage to be on time to everything (which in my world is 30 minutes behind schedule):

So rushing out yesterday morning, I tell Heath to please get in the car. I grab my purse and throw it in the front seat. Heath proceeds to the passenger front seat, knowing that his car seat is in back. I go back into the house to get Willow, put her in her car seat in back, grab Heath (not knowing he played with the locks). Then I drag my son out of the front seat, strap him in his car seat, shut the car door. Go back into the house to grab a bagel to eat after I am at work, lock the front door. And this is when I realize Heath has hit to power locks on the 4 Runner!! I am now locked out of the house, locked out of the 4 runner, and then it starts to rain!!!

However, my son was nice to make me an umbrella water after work...