Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Is it my Birthday yet?

Heath: Can I open this? (holding his birthday present)
Me: No, Heath you have to wait until Friday.
Heath: Can I open this one? (holding another birthday present)
Me: No, Heath you have to wait until your birthday.
Heath: But I want to open it.
Me: I want to open mine too, but we have to wait until it is our birthday.
Heath: If you sing me Happy Birthday right now, then I can open it?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Who going to clean the toliet?

We were checking out at Wal Mart:
Heath: Mom I need to go potty.
Me: We are almost done, you can go potty at home.
Heath: No Mom, I want to use the store potty.
Me: The store potty is dirty, we will use ours at home.
Heath: Then clean it mommy.
Me: I only clean our potty at home.
Heath: (hands on hips) FINE, I will do it.